One of the ways I’m trying to lose weight is by playing poker. I realize that makes no sense, but I love poker so, hey, nothing ventured nothing gained.
My fearless prediction is that the Blue Jays are going to suck really bad in 2018 because they’re super old. I know that isn’t great news if you’re a Jays fan.
Despite my having defeated Minecraft, my children still insist I am not cool. In today’s video I continue to prove I am totally bodacious and up to date on the latest slang.
I have a long history of sending weird, unsettling emails and texts to my sister. This really bothers her. I like bothering her. My, how the world is admirably arranged.
If I was a genius I’d be a zillionaire, which I’m not, so take this with a grain of salt, but there are some business models I don’t get. For instance, today I saw an ad for a plumbing outfit with “23-hour emergency service.”
The 5th in our ongoing series of Rick’s 52 Favourite Movies is “Back to the Future,” which stars Michael J. Fox and Christopher Lloyd, as if you didn’t know that.
My Aunt Mary Lou died about a month ago. She was 69 years old, far too young. Today was her memorial service, in London.
In the ongoing saga of Rick Gets Incredibly Old, my right knee is staging an open rebellion against me. It hates me. This is not good for weight loss, which by the way isn’t happening.
Like most people, my fondest wish is that I be able to shoot deadly laser beams out of my eyes. Oh sure there’s winning the lottery and world peace but you know you really want to be able to slice your enemies in half with eyeball lasers.
Movie 4 of Rick the Middle Aged Joker’s 52 Favorite Movies is “Dumb and Dumber,” starring Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels.