Despite my having defeated Minecraft, my children still insist I am not cool. In today’s video I continue to prove I am totally bodacious and up to date on the latest slang.
Anyway, after my admittedly infuriating introduction to the ridiculous scam job that is Minecraft, I beat the game in a few hours and after a few days built some neat things:
Took me four or five hours to do this one plus my New York City, Jakarta, and a full scale representation of the fictional Los Angeles from the original “Blade Runner,” but I do my part. How can you think THIS guy isn’t cool? Look at my dog.
Anyway, today I decided to learn “memes,” the primary humor source for my kids and the way they speak to each other. You know how you’ll sometimes bond/joke with someone with movie quotes? Kids today and their memes. That’s how they talk. It’s indecipherable. It’s like listening to R2-D2 except unlike everyone in Star Wars you can’t actually understand all his bleeping and blooping. So I had T and M send me some memes and here’s how that went. Enjoy and tell me what your kids do to irritate you.