Rick’s Favorite Movies, Part 3 of 52: “The Thing”

Today’s a movie entry!  The 3rd of my 52 favorite movies is “The Thing,” the 1982 version, starring Kurt Russell and directed by John Carpenter.

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Five New Game Shows We Need

You know what we need?  Better game shows.  Most game shows now are shows where people get voted off the show by one or more of the other contestants.  That sucks.  I want shows where people leave on stretchers. Let’s make prime time exciting again.

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Vasectomy: The Aftermath

Well, I’m back from the vasectomy clinic.  As I promised I would in Wednesday’s column, since I survived, I went straight to the M.A.J. offices to report on what happened.

Today’s adventure began, as so many of my adventures do, with me planning a stupid joke.

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Cart of Darkness

What the hell is up with all the shopping carts everywhere?  I don’t mean at stores – obviously they belong there – but everywhere.  All over the streets, sitting around.

We walked the dog this evening  – that’s not a euphemism, I actually have a dog:

Who’s a good boy?

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