Today’s a movie entry! The 3rd of my 52 favorite movies is “The Thing,” the 1982 version, starring Kurt Russell and directed by John Carpenter.
I’m not very smart. However, people seem to think I’m really smart. They’re wrong; I’m dumber than garlic-flavored mouthwash. So I apparently have everyone fooled, and that’s partially on purpose. I’m very smart when it comes to pretending I’m not stupid.
Oh no, it’s a baseball post! Let me ask you this; how fast can you go from being the very best at something to the worst?
In the case of the Blue Jays, apparently, two years.
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You know what we need? Better game shows. Most game shows now are shows where people get voted off the show by one or more of the other contestants. That sucks. I want shows where people leave on stretchers. Let’s make prime time exciting again.
I’ve been on my weight loss kick for ten days now, so let’s see how we’re doing. I’ve lost… one pound. Maybe. Uh oh.
We have a dog, Benny. He’s nine months old and is, as you can see, the handsomest dog on the planet. He’s also very hungry.
Number 2 on my list of 52 all-time favourite movies is WALL-E, which stars WALL-E, and is directed and produced and written by a bunch of Pixar guys.
Well, I’m back from the vasectomy clinic. As I promised I would in Wednesday’s column, since I survived, I went straight to the M.A.J. offices to report on what happened.
Today’s adventure began, as so many of my adventures do, with me planning a stupid joke.
I have a terrible confession to make. It starts with my wife making a terrible confession to me.
What the hell is up with all the shopping carts everywhere? I don’t mean at stores – obviously they belong there – but everywhere. All over the streets, sitting around.
We walked the dog this evening – that’s not a euphemism, I actually have a dog: