In the ongoing saga of Rick Gets Incredibly Old, my right knee is staging an open rebellion against me. It hates me. This is not good for weight loss, which by the way isn’t happening.
Like most people, my fondest wish is that I be able to shoot deadly laser beams out of my eyes. Oh sure there’s winning the lottery and world peace but you know you really want to be able to slice your enemies in half with eyeball lasers.
Movie 4 of Rick the Middle Aged Joker’s 52 Favorite Movies is “Dumb and Dumber,” starring Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels.
My kids don’t think I’m cool. This astounds me. I’m super cool. I’m also rad, bodacious, and tubular. Just look at me.
Baseball fans love statistics. We’re obsessed with them, so let me give you a statistic; 5. 5 is how many teams Jose Bautista was with in 2004.
It’s September 23, the second full day of autumn. Hallowe’en is five weeks away and OH MY GOD THE CHRISTMAS CRAP IS OUT
It’s Friday, and I’m filled with relief. My God, the week was hard. It was five days of madness. Two days off is not enough. That’s why we need to change the length of a week.
After three weeks of weight loss effort I have successfully lost three weeks of effort. Yay!
Here’s a question you probably didn’t think you needed an answer for; what act that does not involve killing human beings would make you the most hated person in the world?
Yesterday we went to Canada’s Wonderland, which if you don’t live around here is a large amusement park just north of Toronto. For our American readers, it’s like Six Flags with only one flag. While we were there, I found out I was too old.